We will give him this…his actions after his ear was hit by unfriendly fire were Reagan-esque. Although The Gipper walked into the ER with a bullet in his chest quipping to Nancy “Honey I forgot to duck” and telling his ER surgeons “All in all I’d rather be in Philadelphia” , while 45 whined that he didn’t want to leave his Buster Browns behind. And isn’t that going to be the real conspiracy theory to come out of all of this- what was he doing speaking with his shoes off?
Let’s examine for a moment the issue of an assassin getting withing 300 yards of a former president, on a roof, with an AR 15. Putting aside that the secret service missed the man aiming a gun at the former president, wasn’t 45’s solution to school shootings to arm teachers?
So if Donny Boy had a Sig 45 strapped to his waist, and if, as any MAGA moron will tell you, the right of Americans to own an assault rifle is in the bible “And it shall come to pass that in the land between the waters they shall be armed with AR 15’s sayeth the lord, and neigh shall anyone take them from them.” Numbers, 21;3, then what pray tell would that gun have done if Lee Harvey 2.0’s bullet had traveled a few millimeters to the right? Nothing. 45’s head would have been blown off on television, making him a MAGA martyr, and Joe Biden, who clearly has Parkinson’s disease, (masked face, stilted gate, arms don’t move when he walks, slow blin rate, jumbled speech…) would have moved back ahead in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Georgia- three states he needs to win.
Guns don’t kill people, they just shoot their ears off. Duh.
Where have you gone Abraham Zapruder, our troubled nation turns its weary eyes to you.
No election should be decided by an assassin’s bullet. We are glad he missed. And listen closely when we tell you this folks, this is just the beginning of what is going to be the wildest presidential election yet.
This race is far from over.
Tis a long road that has no turns.
And now, because only his wittle bitty ear wuz hurt, some presidential assassination trivia.
Name the last two presidential candidates to be shot before the conventions. Hint- one was a democrat, and one was a nut job.
From whence did the expression “His name is Mud” come from?
Miami was the scene of the attempted assassination of what president?
Out of which assassination did the only female ever to swear in a president arise?
This sitting president was attacked twice with guns within two weeks.
These two presidents are linked because President 1’s secretary had the same sur name as President 2, and President 2’s secretary had the same sur name as President 1, and both presidents were assassinated one hundred years apart.
Which former president was shot in the chest while giving a speech and did not seek medical attention until he finished his speech?
This president was shot at a Washington DC railroad station in July and died in September. Name the president and his assassin.
When Lincoln passed, his Secretary of War Edward Stanton was reported to have said
“Now he belongs to ___ _____”.
Leon F. Czolgosz, a man in desperate need of more vowels, shot this President on September 6. The President died on September 16. Czolgosz was prosecuted by Michael Von Zamft, (Who had some of the vowels Leon needed) and after discovery was quickly turned over, executed on October 29 of the same year after being found guilty.
That’s it, and thank you for playing Presidental Assassination Trivia.