1. Criminals are smarter than I am.
  2. Criminals are more dedicated to their jobs than I am–and I’m pretty darn dedicated.
  3. Computers can be used for E-VIL as well as for good.
  4. I have very smart, computer-savvy friends.
  5. People who have been hacked temporarily lose their senses of humor.
  6. People who have been hacked stay stressed for quite a while.